Avast me hearties! Tis the nineteenth of September 'n..
there be strange sightin' by landlubbers...
'n the scurvy cook alike!
Aye! Tis the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Ye need 't be settin' your course.
Avast! The Cap'n be celebratin' with grog...
and t' navigator tis needing him to shake a leg 'n stand by 't party like 'tis 1722!
Or else. Arrrrr!
Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day to all the Pastafarians!